16. Top 5 films of all time.
Lord Grunge: Beat Street, The Blues Brothers, Enter The Dragon, Robocop, Kill Bill, Vol. 1 (I know it's some new shit, but motherfucker it's THAT hot)
Grape-A-Don: 1.Death Journey, 2.Death Drug, 3.The Man Who Fell To Earth, 4.Almost all of Stanley Kubrick's films, 5. From Dusk Til Dawn

17. Top 5 bands that shold just give up.
Lord Grunge: Motherfuckers who are that whack don't even deserve to be name dropped - even if it is in the form of a diss.
Grape-A-Don: I don't wish for any band to give up, but I could think of many individuals in other careers that I feel that way about.

18. Cypress Hill got all lame rap/rocky on their last couple of records. Would you guys ever go to such extremes to try to sell records?
Lord Grunge: I actually dig Cypress Hill's rap/rock shit. We might do some live band, rap/metal shit someday. If it feels like a good idea, we'll let it rip. And it'll be fucking HOT.
Grape-A-Don: N0. But we do, and will go to extremes to get better at what we do, without regard to what people we do not respect think.

19. Fred Durst - Chode or Champ?
Lord Grunge: Heads say "don't hate the player, hate the game." When I look at that motherfucker, I REALLY hate the game.
Grape-A-Don: I can't blame him for signing his paychecks, but I have questions for the folks making his paychecks so "plump."

20. Why the name Grand Buffet?
Lord Grunge: I had a dream I was being chased by a goat with 7 heads. It was screaming at me with a thousand evil voices, "CALL YOUR RAP GROUP 'FUNKY POT PIE!!" And I was running, screaming 'NO NO NO' and then Jesus H. Christ appeared, shot the goat in its asshole with a missle, and looked at me, beard shining, and said "no, mayng - call that shit GRAND BUFFET!"
Grape-A-Don: Because our time machine told us the name "AUDIOSLAVE" was taken.

21. Grunge make the beats, Grape does the words. Is that pretty much the formula for every song?
Lord Grunge: Naw, that shit's changing rapidly. Grape-A-Don's making a lot of ill beats. I'm trying to get on more raps, but I've gotta work on that shit.
Grape-A-Don: Nope. Also, Bernie Taupin writes the hooks.

22. Ultimate lifetime goal for Grand Buffet, Lord Grunge, or Grape-A-Don?
Lord Grunge: For Grand Buffet, I don't know. Keep doing more and more shit until we either die or lose interest. For Lord Grunge - I don't know. I really wanna do the "3-way with sisters" thing.
Grape-A-Don: Creative jail time. A soft sexy couch. My own chocolate company. A good rugged face scar. Money to buy natural food. A solid understanding of myself. A Grand Buffet album catalog that I'm proud of. An autographed Garfield poster. Outdoor survival skills. A warm female friend. My own planetarium. A sharpened memory. A portrait of myself by Lisa Frank.

Grand Buffet play January 17, 2003 at The Boston Bar and Grille (1030 E. Flamingo Rd, Las Vegas, NV. 702.368.0750) with Wicked Lung and the Wookilar. Learn more about the boys, or purchase their recordings and merchandise at www.grandbuffet.com.

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